Tonight the whole crew is heading up to Lucerne Valley for the MDR Dezert Race. Evan, Anderson, Cam and I are leaving SD around seven with two trucks, three dirt bikes, a shitload of beer and in search of good times.  We’ll be meeting Wild Will off the 15/210 for a DD Caravan up to Lucerne. A bunch of guys from DezertDimes.com will be up there pitting for a race team and we are going to be camping with them. Race starts around 8am, and we are going to mob around the dezert and watch the race from “the wall” which apparently is one of the hugest jumps on the course. I’ll be back sunday with some sick pictures I probably won’t remember taking. Oh, and and check out what these two idiots were saying:
Fadingfastsd (10:56:29 AM): im so pumped
Fadingfastsd (10:56:33 AM): this is gonna be awesome
Fadingfastsd (10:56:40 AM): cant drink tho
Fadingfastsd (10:56:51 AM): ive got a really bad cold, been sick as shit
DurtySanchezzzzz (10:57:44 AM): Dude, you guys are both pussies
DurtySanchezzzzz (10:58:06 AM): I have been sick too, and I’m drinking
DurtySanchezzzzz (10:59:37 AM): What’s the point of going to the desert if you aren’t drinking
DurtySanchezzzzz (10:59:46 AM): What a waste
Fadingfastsd (11:01:30 AM): fuck you assfuckmo
Fadingfastsd (11:01:36 AM): ill outdrink your ass
Fadingfastsd (11:01:39 AM): that was just a test
Fadingfastsd (11:01:40 AM): pussmo
DurtySanchezzzzz (11:02:44 AM): A test aye? Ya right, I’m sure you’ll accidently “forget” to bring beer tonight, then steal 1 of mine and drink half and pass out bitch
Fadingfastsd (11:03:04 AM): fuck you dirtbaggler
Fadingfastsd (11:03:22 AM): i was born in the desert and raised off the sweat of indians and backbones of rattlesnakes
Fadingfastsd (11:03:41 AM): i piss cactus needles and shit scorpions motherfucker
DurtySanchezzzzz (11:04:00 AM): Hahahhaaha
Fadingfastsd (11:04:02 AM): i can live off the land longer than daniel fucking boone
Fadingfastsd (11:05:03 AM): I can smoke peyote for 6 days straight, complete 2 vision quests, and build a teepee before you can get your tent out of the bag
Fadingfastsd (11:05:06 AM): desert rook
DurtySanchezzzzz (11:05:48 AM): Ya right, the closest thing you’ve ever done to the mdr experience is sit behind a screen and watch videos, you couldn’t survive living without a computer alone for more than a day
Fadingfastsd (11:06:14 AM): we’ll see rookmo
Fadingfastsd (11:06:20 AM): ultimate desert challenge starts tonight
Fadingfastsd (11:06:34 AM): the ultimate test of mountain mans mettle
Fadingfastsd (11:07:15 AM): if you don’t have complete confidence in your truck and survival skills and equipment you won’t last a day out there
DurtySanchezzzzz (11:07:34 AM): very true, I finally have other people there to witness your truck barely being able to keep up
DurtySanchezzzzz (11:10:37 AM): Just so you know, I will not help you tow your giant hunk of shit back down the hil when it breaks
DurtySanchezzzzz (11:11:08 AM): Or help your peg legged pos out of the sand
